This is what occurs when one is instructed to write but has nothing to write about.
I will now write more Mullet quotes:
- A mi me gusta bailar El Jello.
- Joe Ferone is behind you 95%
- I am EPICAL!!!
- Only tea!
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
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Hola MacGyver,
ReplyDeleteQuestion for you...I have been locked away in a tower guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon and I need to get out of here but I only have a piece of chalk, hankie, crown, curtain, hair extensions and a rubber band. I am in desperate need of your expertise to get out of here before breakfast is over at McDonalds! Please help, I'm hungry! (emma put me in here as she has a snow day!)
first, grind up the chalk into a powder (in a bowl). then, add water and mix it int a paste.next, tie 2 hair extensions to the corners of the hankie to form a sling.
ReplyDeletefire the rubber band at the dragon's nose to get his attention. put the paste in the sling and prepare to fire. as soon as the dragon opens his mouth, launch the paste into his throat(chalk paste should clog his throat for a while). while he's busy, use the hair extensons to create a pulley system and lower yourself out of the tower (make sure to get the hair extensions baack). tie up the dragons mouth and walk away.
you could do that or simply wait for Prince Charming.